1. menacearm:

the best tweet has already been made everybody go home shows over

    menacearm:

    the best tweet has already been made everybody go home shows over

  2. crosbye:

but if d-men dont turn u on there is nothing i can do to help u

    crosbye:

    but if d-men dont turn u on there is nothing i can do to help u

  3. reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

  4. taylorswift:

drinkingmaplelattes:

I was in the library and then I was like sup girl


Grl u better READ.

    taylorswift:

    drinkingmaplelattes:

    I was in the library and then I was like sup girl

    Grl u better READ.

  5. queen-of-fallen-angels:

    jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

    howling-rising-demon:

    princess-dickhead:

    delzdesigns:

    Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

    The amount of dad jokes…

    "I’m hungry"
    "Hi hungry, I’m dad."
    "Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
    "Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
    "Hi dad three, I’m dad."

    What have you done

  6. fuckity-fuck-fuckz:

blahtherapy:

help or be helped at blahtherapy.com

Why doesn’t this have more notes guys? C’mon, if anything we help one another more than an actual therapist at times.

    fuckity-fuck-fuckz:

    blahtherapy:

    help or be helped at blahtherapy.com

    Why doesn’t this have more notes guys? C’mon, if anything we help one another more than an actual therapist at times.

  7. jockstrapjuvenile:

oh. my. god.

    jockstrapjuvenile:

    oh. my. god.

  8. waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

    waitinforthebus:

    ollivander:

    THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
    DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

    the gang runs for office 

  9. consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

superwholockmishasminion:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

samknitchester:

offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

iron-lin:

Welcome to tumblr

Its funny because its mark ruffalo looking around confused and i imagine thats how he feels since he joined

make mark find the thing

awwww doctor who and Sherlock are bros ;w;

are we going to talk about this gay porn?

    consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

    superwholockmishasminion:

    queen-of-fallen-angels:

    samknitchester:

    offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

    iron-lin:

    Welcome to tumblr

    Its funny because its mark ruffalo looking around confused and i imagine thats how he feels since he joined

    make mark find the thing

    awwww doctor who and Sherlock are bros ;w;

    are we going to talk about this gay porn?

  10. endermisha:

eyjoey:

meijimie:

jackie-the-artist:

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.



…. OR
Heres an idea!
Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES”


Alright buddy i’m gonna need you to sit the fuck down because i’m gonna lay some shit on you. I’m sure you had a great time in high school or college since you had the nerve to tell everybody to go to bed at a reasonable time. I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but maybe the reason why we don’t go to bed at a reasonable hour is because we can’t? WOW SHOCKING I KNOW. 
Now I don’t know what high school was like for everyone else but for me it was fucking hell. During my senior year in high school i had over 3 hours worth of homework everyday. I get off school at 8 pm because of after school extra classes. I get home at around 9:30 and shower and it’s already 11. Well better do my homework if I want to pass this class!!! Time sure does fly when I do homework because wow it’s 3 am already. Time to finally sleep because wow humans need to sleep to have a healthy mind???? And then DING it’s 6am better wake up for school to start this routine all over again for the next 10 months. Over the span of my high school life I had over 10 emotional break downs and depression because of school. Shocking right? School can actually make some people sad and angry.
How the fuck would you feel if you were crammed in a classroom with over 40 students learning the same thing except you couldn’t understand shit so you had to study extra hard and spend more time on your homework than everyone else? Terrible right. Not everybody breezed thru school like you did. 
School is different for everybody and everybody’s stress levels are different. Some schools give a fuck ton of homework while some don’t. Some people had fun in school and some didn’t. And I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but some people actually work after school. Wow students making a living to support their family that’s fucking crazy I didn’t even know that was possible. And don’t even get me started on AP students.
“Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn,” Are you seriously comparing us to our ancestors which we had nothing to do with? WHO GIVES A SHIT. DID THEY HAVE OVER 8 HOURS OF SCHOOL? NO. DID THEY HAVE THE STRESS OF NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR FUTURE? PROBABLY. BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE WORKED HARDER THAN THEM, WE HAVE A TOUGHER LIFE, ADULTS EXPECT US TO AMOUNT TO SOMETHING BUT WILL WE? WE DON’T KNOW. WE HAVE MORE STRESS ON OUR MINDS THAN A PSYCHOPATH WITH A MENTAL DISORDER. AND YET WE’RE STILL LIVING, BREATHING AND WORKING HARD SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN’T.

HOLY SHIT THANK YOUthank you SO MUCH //applause

ALSO DINOSAURS WERE LONG EXTINCT BEFORE HUMANS EXSISTED

    endermisha:

    eyjoey:

    meijimie:

    jackie-the-artist:

    ultrafacts:

    set-phasers-to-gay:

    j-to-rule-the-world:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

    Well somebody finally gets it!

    Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

    …. OR

    Heres an idea!

    Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

    Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES”

    Alright buddy i’m gonna need you to sit the fuck down because i’m gonna lay some shit on you. I’m sure you had a great time in high school or college since you had the nerve to tell everybody to go to bed at a reasonable time. I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but maybe the reason why we don’t go to bed at a reasonable hour is because we can’t? WOW SHOCKING I KNOW. 

    Now I don’t know what high school was like for everyone else but for me it was fucking hell. During my senior year in high school i had over 3 hours worth of homework everyday. I get off school at 8 pm because of after school extra classes. I get home at around 9:30 and shower and it’s already 11. Well better do my homework if I want to pass this class!!! Time sure does fly when I do homework because wow it’s 3 am already. Time to finally sleep because wow humans need to sleep to have a healthy mind???? And then DING it’s 6am better wake up for school to start this routine all over again for the next 10 months. Over the span of my high school life I had over 10 emotional break downs and depression because of school. Shocking right? School can actually make some people sad and angry.

    How the fuck would you feel if you were crammed in a classroom with over 40 students learning the same thing except you couldn’t understand shit so you had to study extra hard and spend more time on your homework than everyone else? Terrible right. Not everybody breezed thru school like you did. 

    School is different for everybody and everybody’s stress levels are different. Some schools give a fuck ton of homework while some don’t. Some people had fun in school and some didn’t. And I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but some people actually work after school. Wow students making a living to support their family that’s fucking crazy I didn’t even know that was possible. And don’t even get me started on AP students.

    Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn,” Are you seriously comparing us to our ancestors which we had nothing to do with? WHO GIVES A SHIT. DID THEY HAVE OVER 8 HOURS OF SCHOOL? NO. DID THEY HAVE THE STRESS OF NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR FUTURE? PROBABLY. BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE WORKED HARDER THAN THEM, WE HAVE A TOUGHER LIFE, ADULTS EXPECT US TO AMOUNT TO SOMETHING BUT WILL WE? WE DON’T KNOW. WE HAVE MORE STRESS ON OUR MINDS THAN A PSYCHOPATH WITH A MENTAL DISORDER. AND YET WE’RE STILL LIVING, BREATHING AND WORKING HARD SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN’T.

    HOLY SHIT THANK YOU
    thank you SO MUCH //applause

    ALSO DINOSAURS WERE LONG EXTINCT BEFORE HUMANS EXSISTED

  11. mcriartsy:

    savepunknroll:

    -americanhorrorstory:

    onesecondathousandthoughts:

    fallintopassion:

    bullied:

    we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

    That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

    Oh snap

    shots fired

    but not by the pizza guy

    OH

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